Announcing Exquisite Beast!

After years of work we at Turtle Dreams are extremely pleased to announce the launch of our Kickstarter campaign for our first published game: Exquisite Beast!

Exquisite Beast is a game of mad scientists, minions, monstrosities, angry peasant mobs, lightning bolts, and wanton property destruction for 2-4 players aged 10 and up. In it, each player is a mad scientist sitting pretty in their castle, high above the quiet valley town of Peasantville. However, the peasants have grown weary of their be-castled overlords and are plotting to drive you out. In order to protect yourself, and incidentally take control of the town from all the other imposter mad scientists in their clearly inferior castles, you dispatch your minions out to various arcane and dangerous locations to collect the remains of great fallen beasts of legend. Once you have gathered a suitable collection of parts, assuming the weather is cooperative and provides a convenient lightning bolt, you can animate your stitched together Beast and go wreak havoc on both the peasants and your rival mad scientists' servants and creations.

If that sounds ike your kind of thing, please check out our Kickstarter! Even if it doesn't, check out our Kickstarter anyway and use what you see within to send mean-spirited, hypercritical emails to